"Feb. 7 1994.
I was born William Melvin Hicks on December 16th 1961 in Valdosta, Georgia. Ugh. Melvin Hicks from Georgia. Yee Har! I already had gotten off to life on the wrong foot. I was always 'awake', I guess you'd say. Some part of me clamoring for new insights and new ways to make the world a better place.
I think the headline will provide all that you need to know. Yes! Yes! Yes!
I write to all of you, and your 3-second attention spans, and your blatant disregard for real artistry, to promote, advertise, masturbate my ego, and feel somewhat important, as I drudge through this Vizzie nevvs update in hopes that some young adult will stumble upon my cynical ramblings. She/He will perhaps click around, find the free downloads that we offer, add them to her/his playlist, and then ignore them for a couple weeks.
Last but not least, we've debuted a new little segment for our YouTube channel, called Story Jam! Check the "Videos" tab to your left, or simply subscribe to our channel to hear more stories as we write them/upload them!
Like an outer space tour of different worlds, we can see that they're all unique, but reside in the mutual space of the Universe.
Shape is forming. Do you like it? Are you ready for what is in store?
Vizzie is steadily growing up. Every day we're adding more unique experiences to our legacy. Last Friday we played a show around downtown Fort Worth called, The Grotto. Not only is our faith in local and unsigned music reaffirmed, Our hard work has molded our abilities and diversity together in a way that solidifies faith in ourselves. It's more than apparent we all share different views and ideas about the world, and the tones and styles of songs, But together we, like Cerberus' 3 heads fighting for the same meal. What we are hungry for, is exactly the same. You. The audience. As we carry you, torn and ragged, in our jowls, We will not bite to feed. We are just carrying you to a home you've never been welcomed in before. Where you aren't spoon-fed the same menial garbage, bite after bite until they've convinced you what you like. We won't do this. And we are not the only group. So find yours. Let's take on the world together until we all (not one person excluded) own it as one.
Sarah, you knew my situation. You know that I'm in a long distance relationship, trying to save money to go see her. I told you all of this, yet you wanted to complain about HOW YOUR BF MIGHT MOVE 30 MINUTES AWAY AND YOU'LL NEVER GET TO SEE HIM. well, boo fucking hoo. Who the fuck do you think you are? Are you just that fucking stupid? Please don't answer your computer screen, I can't hear you through it.but seriously, I'm pretty sure you could get my number from work still, so text me, and tell me why the fuck you would get me fired over goddamn ice. You know, our bosses know (their words), I was better at your job than you are. I know youre sucking dick and kissing ass to get a promotion, but I was told that you can't handle YOR CURRENT position. So, good luck I hope you give good head, I'm sure you've had lots of practice. But I digress. Mainly, I'd like to say, you failed. I don't know if you were trying to ruin my life. or ruin my goals. or "teach me a lesson." or my relationship, or what. but I am going to get another job, I'm gonna work my way up, I'm gonna make good money, I'm gonna see my amazing girlfriend, and when I'm famous from my music, I won't even remember you fucking exist. You'll die a useless, pointless, forgotten piece of garbage.
If you've been reluctant to go, then I implore you to watch our Youtube videos @ Vizzie Inc. And if your still not convinced, then go anyway. That's right, go anyway. Bring your girlfriend/boyfriend. And afterwards you will get soooo laid..
(Sorry Punk, stealing your gimmick)
Vizzie Inc. is the best in the world. No matter if we're playing in front of 15 people, or 100 people, we have fun and we leave those people with the knowledge that they had just seen something spectacular
"do they stick things in your pee-pee hole to check for flu??"
So she finally gets back with an 8 inch cotton swab, and I started sweating.
So, I pull down my pants then...
This was a small, less hate-filled update, but I'll surely have things to shoot on in our next update so stay tuned, and for exclusive coupons, information, updates and other free shit, sign up for our nevvzletter!
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the fact remains, there IS no network for us, and if there is, please CONTACT US.
First off, go watch our new YouTube Concert-ish.
I'm happy to report that we are 8 songs into the group album we've been working on for the better part of this year.
And as you're starting to hoard massive amounts of toilet paper in preparation for Dec 21, 2012, we at Vizzie Inc are screaming at each other and shitting all over each others creative ideas, while trying to finish up this group album, which now, is surprisingly over half done.
It's been hectic, what with getting fired from my last job, putting up with certain people, switching to an out of town job, and most recently, a cooking fire in our neighbors/friends apartment!
we want YOU to snap a picture of yourself or your friends holding Carlos or Lydia for display on an upcoming "Fans" section of our website!!
So tell your best friends, grandma, and baby mamas'. If your in college whore us around your campus and we'll give you free stuff.
>-The event itself will be a two hour event introducing Tommy Tizzle in his first live performance, opening the show for me with Pretty Boy Floyd. Watch some history in the making!
-Benign will bring his guitar and use his clash of alternative-rock/punk/raps to put on his own set to promote his upcoming Vizzie Inc. release, Consciencness Raising.
-And finally, I will be performing my debut album in it's entirety for you guys.
1. You get 4 tracks UP FRONT before the album comes out!
2. You get exclusive, hand-made, Vizzie Inc. and Odder Moniker stickers
3. You get to brag about how you liked Odder Moniker before everyone else knew who he was
You guys are going to love this song.
Well time to start writing!!
So, our laptop's battery died.
Had a show last night at TomCats West. People stared at us we rocked the house even when we had technical difficulties. Even though it was a rocky end, the crowd seemed to enjoy our "over the place" insanity.
For all of you, here is a song that we brought back from the dead. It's getting a frankenstein makeover. The new soon-to-be-released version is behind the previously mentioned video below. And, might I say, it is sounding pretty tasty. Schrodinger's Cat is dead, long live Vizzie Inc.
The last thing to update ya about is our next live performance in Fort Worth at Tomcats West. It will be on the 22 of July and you'll be hearing an almost-exclusive Benign set! You won't wanna miss this show!
I did my four favorites things chilled with my mothafucka, read a passage from a Bible (the first person who guesses which religion gets a drawing), screamed, and favorite of all, recorded. I LOVE ART!!
"direct negative creationist based comments at us." -Benign
I know what you're thinking "9/11, that date remind you of anything..?"
I don't have much to write about in this post so I'll keep it short and sweet. I don't know if anyone reads these anyway ha!
You're rude. And my mom thinks I'm funny. Hi mom C:
Big things are coming. And this is one of the several places you will learn about it. Ooh! Foreshadowing.